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A Thorn For Every Heart - It's Hard To Move You
[1.5/5]
Formerly treading the blatant passageway between Yellowcard and Silverstein, A Thorn For Every Heart manage to shake off their growing pains only to churn out a sophomorically sophomore full-length full of overproduced mall-emo. It'd be generous to say half-assed meta lines like "When the radio plays this song/I hope you can't help but sing along" and patently whiny ballads like "You're The One" come off a tad tedious. Trite teen angst declarations ("We are worthless, we are numb/We are reckless, we are young") litter the pavement like street team postcards at the end of a Warped Tour stop. Meanwhile, frontman Kelvin Cruz's soft voice tends to overstep the bounds of "wispy" and stumble right into "annoying" (see: "Worthless"), crippling the few times momentum manages to build. Looking for a one-word summary of It's Hard To Move You? The song title in the previous sentence nails it. (INTERSCOPE) Brian Shultz
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Also in this issue:
- The Aggrolites
- Art Brut
- Fake Problems
- Gallows
- MXPX
- Silverstein
- The Swellers
- The Unseen
- Amina
- Johnny And The Moon
- The Mary Timony Band
- Maserati
- People Noise
- Sean Na Na
- Spoon
- Fred Thomas
- Achilles
- Calico System
- Death Before Dishonor
- I Hate Sally
- Neurosis
- Pierce The Veil
- Seventh Star
- Burning Brides
- Down To Earth Approach
- Firescape
- Hopewell
- My American Heart
- They Might Be Giants
- Bonde Do Role
- Chemical Brothers
- Datarock
- Mortiis
- Stars
- Against Me!
- Ben Weasel And His Iron String Quartet
- Boys Night Out
- Darkest Hour
- Interpol
- Patton Oswalt
- Strung Out
- An Angle
- 3 Inches Of Blood
- The Rocket Summer
- Beastie Boys
- Other sections...



























[1.5/5]
Formerly treading the blatant passageway between Yellowcard and Silverstein, A Thorn For Every Heart manage to shake off their growing pains only to churn out a sophomorically sophomore full-length full of overproduced mall-emo. It'd be generous to say half-assed meta lines like "When the radio plays this song/I hope you can't help but sing along" and patently whiny ballads like "You're The One" come off a tad tedious. Trite teen angst declarations ("We are worthless, we are numb/We are reckless, we are young") litter the pavement like street team postcards at the end of a Warped Tour stop. Meanwhile, frontman Kelvin Cruz's soft voice tends to overstep the bounds of "wispy" and stumble right into "annoying" (see: "Worthless"), crippling the few times momentum manages to build. Looking for a one-word summary of It's Hard To Move You? The song title in the previous sentence nails it. (INTERSCOPE) Brian Shultz

